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[[old] Virtualife 1.02]

A nice game, fun to play, but...

I noticed 2 problems at the train station:

1 - Whenever you go to or leave the train station, the music always turns itself back on.

2 - You cannot take the trains to any destinations, clicking the buttons has no effect.

Other than that, this was enjoyable. I would like to be able to see what 'Heaven on Earth' and 'Hell on Earth' are like!

[Windows ME]

You are damn right!

ME was the worst version... ever.

It was designed to crash, I'm sure of it.

I gave you a 10 for violence because of the violence it stirred up in me, lol... this is a perfect recreation of it!

[Screw With Knox]

Yeah that's cool and stuff but iguana123 is stupid

This came out on December 18 2003.

You wrote that review on April 4 2004.

I don't think it's still his birthday.

[Sir Chair's Maze]

Infuriating!

Just like every good puzzle game should be! Maybe with some prettier graphics and background music... and a lot more levels... and a password system so you don't have to start again, this could be just great!

[Futurama Sound Board]

He says 'a fraud', not 'a broad'...

But Futurama is great. I put humour as 3 because it is not your humour. If you put all sounds on one page, made them all shorter, and got rid of those incessantly oscillating characters, this could be better. That's right, incessantly oscillating.

[MonkeyBoy's SpAcE MoNkEyS]

Nice, but a little hard to see.

I like the game asteroids, but this version is too small and therefore it is hard to see the ship. Also, when you shoot, the bullet flies off one edge of the screen and comes back on the other, I thought only the ship should do that. Still, it's good for a laugh, nice one.

[ultimate flash sonic]

Holy hell!

This game is worth an oxymoron! Bloody hell it's good! Did you spend ages creating this from scratch, or did you somehow transfer it? Either way, this is excellent! Keep up the good work!

[How to flame in german!]

Das ist sehr gut, nein?

I really like this, it's funny how worked up the guy was getting, when it's just a game... one problem, when you said the word 'English', you showed the American flag... why is that?

ecstasy122 responds:

Probably because i lived in the US for four years, I meant no disrespect mate!
Thanks for the review!

[Peter Griffin Soundboard]

Sheer love of Family Guy

Through sheer love of Family Guy, I had to give this a good review... I would have given it ten if the quote "I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted because I've been up all night drinking" was there, but it's still all good, especially blood of Christ. It's just such a shame that there is no more for us to enjoy... by the way, get all of it on DVD... it's the world's best TV show... sorry for the essay, I just love Family Guy. Nice flash.

VengeanceTool responds:

I plan on adding sounds as i find them so expect to hear "I'm not drunk, i'm just exhausted because i've been up all night drinking" soon or later, i just got to get my dvd player close to my computer :P

[Punk-o-matic]

One of the best things I've seen.

This is like a punk version of Jester interactive's 'Music' series of computer games. Not only is the actual game great, you've got the added touch of a mini-movie to top it all off! Excellent stuff, doooooood!