burtonearny's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Caped Patroller 1.1]

Pointless and irrelevant one-line summary.

The concept of Batman was originally comedic... look at the original television series and the first movie, they are so silly, and slapstick, yet funny in a way because it was a joke taking the mickey out of all cheesy superheroes. But then it became all serious and crap. Batman is supposed to be funny, and sadly isn't any more, so if you can get this to be funny by perhaps doing it over the top and cheesy, that would be great!

In the first Batman film, he was attacked by a shark and said "Robin, pass me the Bat Shark-Repellant-Spray!" Classic line.

ChexTTTBFT responds:

thank you for the advice! My more recent submission isn't quite as totally serious (or short). It's SpiderMan v.1.01 (the original had a lagging problem). Thanks again for the review!

[Mario Bros. Mayhem]

Hitler wasn't a Communist, you idiot!

Still, this was mildly amusing, maybe need some sound... I love the line "I'm always getting my giant lizard couples mixed up".

Neon-Shadow responds:

Yeah, in case you didn't notice in the movie Luigi isn't the 'clever guy'. So I'll let that slide as he said Hitler was a communist :p

[Clock Bunk Bed Buddies]

Meh.

Why is it that so many people are so stupid that they spell 'the' wrong... it's spelt 'the'... 't', 'h', 'e', 'the'. Also, do no clocks have microphones... Still this was fairly amusing... in a monotonous clock sort of way. Hey, Monotonous_Clock, that would work!

Vigilant-Clock responds:

Ha, yeah... well i have a mic and I use it...but not fer clock movies...also the? what do you mean "THE" ......oh...you must mean Teh....you should really learn to spell. jk ^_^

[RPG Adventure]

Oh, I know the feeling.

That was so funny. I wasn't expecting it to be, but the humour is so true, that it is worth waiting. But you do need to optimise the audio a bit better.

LordKcin responds:

thanks for the encouragement, I'm try to work on the audio more next time

[Slackers of Sound & Light]

Patience and understanding won't work here, Luc.

This was seriously funny stuff! Something tells me that you like family guy! The only advice I can give is to try to optimise the jpegs better, because they take up a lot of space... but I think that this is worthy of the front page!

adamanimates responds:

hehe, that's my favourite line in the cartoon. Yea, Family Guy's great. I optimized the pictures as best I could, actually. The original file was 16MB, and having cut it down under 5MB, I was happy enough.

[Metalica St.ick Anger]

Deja-vu

That's at least 2 times you've released this now.

Enzer0 responds:

This Movie is mine...and it got stolen off me!! BY SOMEONE I TRUSTED! but trust me this is my hardest most worked over anim and i was so proud and when it was submitted before i could do it...its like someone takin credit for what uve worked so hard for...I cant believe someone could stoop so low to do that...Enzer0 DezingZ is Delpeds lil bro... He knows its mine...He watched me work day in day out to complete it...

[the ewoks]

Funny stuff...

Shame about the incorrect screen size... also, why not put in a preloader and replay button? free and easy to get ng preloader... anyway, do more things like this, with or without ewoks/star wars references, it's funny shit!

angry-jama responds:

I FUCKING STOLE IT FROM THEFORCE.NET MY YOUNG PADAN00B

[Jumbo anime tutorial!]

Good job!

If the song was an MP3, right click it in the library and select 'properties'. there should be a box that is checked, that means that MP3s will always export with best quality, so uncheck it and you can change the quality in the same window, and test it. It is surprising how much this can reduce file size

skull-basher responds:

thanks! Ill do that..

[Sign my Petition!]

Shouldn't it be the other way round?

I know that this was an animation for an already existing soundbite, but wouldn't it be more satisfying if the petition guy was killed? I just don't like that sort of person on the street. Still, great animating, even my stick anims aren't that good, and my more cartooney anims plain suck!

KoRRupt responds:

Hah. I agree. Stupid petition'ers! :) Thanks for watching.

[St.ick Anger]

Don't like Metallica, but -

The animation was nicely done, and good lipsynch. Sorry that I can't stand Metallica - do 'All My Life' by Foo Fighters.

Pedricosanchez responds:

Thanks for the praise but please be more constructive in your review thanks.