Pointless and irrelevant one-line summary.
The concept of Batman was originally comedic... look at the original television series and the first movie, they are so silly, and slapstick, yet funny in a way because it was a joke taking the mickey out of all cheesy superheroes. But then it became all serious and crap. Batman is supposed to be funny, and sadly isn't any more, so if you can get this to be funny by perhaps doing it over the top and cheesy, that would be great!
In the first Batman film, he was attacked by a shark and said "Robin, pass me the Bat Shark-Repellant-Spray!" Classic line.